Would any of you think it would be possible to pinpoint the place and time?

where idiot kids started walking around with their pants at ghetto half staff? Maybe like Albert Michelson and weird revolving mirrors that allowed the first truly accurate measurements of the speed of light? Or Neils Bohr and and whomever came up with the cat in the box with the cyanide bulb. Somebody has to be able to go back through the time hose and nail to the nanosecond the moment when the youth of America collectively decided, proudly and defiantly, to ADVERTISE that they had sh*t for brains